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cdn_in_bj -

I heard a good joke this weekend which I would like to share with you.

Q1: How do you say "How are you?" in Chinese?

A1: 怎么是你?


Q2: How do you say "How old are you?" in Chinese?

A2: 怎么老是你?!?


Would you hire this person to be your translator?



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skylee -

Probably it is 怎么 instead of 这么.

More jokes can be found here -> http://www. /showthread.php?t=1597










heifeng -

一条警犬看到马路上过来一条普通狗，就气势凶凶地跑去质问它：我是警犬�
��你是什么东西？普通狗不屑一顾地看看它说：蠢货，看清楚点，老子是便��
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cdn_in_bj -

Thanks for catching that Skylee! I've fixed my original post; it made it to the main page.










jinmendongcao -

this reminds me another one:
A："I don't know"是什么意思？
B：我不知道
A：那我问问别人。












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